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There's no escape… literally! ⌨️?
Ever feel like there's no way out? This keyboard knows exactly how you feel!
Featuring a computer keyboard with its ESC key missing, this cheeky T-shirt delivers a classic dad joke without needing a lengthy explanation.
Perfect for computer geeks, gamers, programmers, IT professionals and anyone who appreciates a truly terrible pun.
Why you'll love it:
Funny missing ESC key design
Bold lettering and keyboard graphic
Comfortable unisex fit
Great gift for tech lovers and dad-joke enthusiasts
Printed to order especially for you
Ctrl yourself. There's no ESCape!
A little computer humour from PRINTOPOLITAN.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
There's No Escape! – Funny Keyboard T-Shirt
£19.99
Ever feel like there's no way out? This keyboard knows exactly how you feel!
Featuring a computer keyboard with its ESC key missing, this cheeky T-shirt delivers a classic dad joke without needing a lengthy explanation.
Perfect for computer geeks, gamers, programmers, IT professionals and anyone who appreciates a truly terrible pun.
Why you'll love it:
Funny missing ESC key design
Bold lettering and keyboard graphic
Comfortable unisex fit
Great gift for tech lovers and dad-joke enthusiasts
Printed to order especially for you
Ctrl yourself. There's no ESCape!
A little computer humour from PRINTOPOLITAN.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 40.6 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |